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EDWARD CULLEN...

lurida-lurida: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Bella:I trust you. Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Brilliant. Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it

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thecelestialchild: missrenaaa: Every year, DJ Earworm use his talents to create a mashup that includes some of the top songs of 2011. He did it again this year with these songs. And with these songs he created the 2011 mashup, “World Go Boom”. 2011 gave us songs of regret and anger, pride and perseverance, and lots of fire. Adele – Rolling In The Deep Adele – Someone Like You Black Eyed...

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Think I'm gonna change up my Tumblr...

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Frank Ocean - 4 Tears | Listen Now at... →

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When people say "I bought these for $300"

badboydrd: and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?”

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Merry Christmas!!

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Nick Jonas- Joy To The World…Merry...

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Reasons why I'll be poor this year....

bigheadlittlebrain: mymotherthescorpion: The Dark Knight Rises Prometheus The Avengers The Hunger Games The Amazing Spiderman The Hobbit Django Unchained Total Recall Dark Shadows TOTAL RECALL + PROMETHEUS + THE DARK KNIGHT RISES = DEATH BY AMAZEMENT OF GREAT MOTION PICTURE CREATION

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1spaceinvader: lmfao I’m weak…

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Some people see me;

mystinkybutt: And they think I’m shy: Some think I’m polite and quiet: Some think I’m stupid: And some people think I’m creepy: But they’re all wrong. I’m not shy I’m not polite I’m not quiet I’m not stupid. I just laugh at my own jokes cause i’m the funniest mothafucker around this galaxy And I’m not creepy, I’m just different So stop judging people before getting...

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Anons are cute. →

badboydrd: 1. What is your best friends name? 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? 3. What are you listening to right now? 4. Whats your favorite number? 5. What was the last thing you ate? 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? 7. How is the weather right now? 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? ...

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